Ramos and Poyet in then for definite. Hmmm, well I have my fingers crossed but won't hold my breath and expect too much too soon. I actually went to the game on Sunday when we were robbed in the last minute (the fifth game in eleven where the points have been settled in injury time this season - five times too many for us, thank you very much).

Football aside, today has been the most incredibly frustrating day. To start with my email is deaded due to my ISP not getting my domain name renewal in on time (Grrrrrrr!), my home telephone is deaded and can't be fixed until Thursday (Grrrrrrr!) and Norwich Union (my car insurers) are all bastards that don't answer the phone (double Grrrrrrrrrr!)

But meh, that can all bugger off frankly :)

Day two gif included, though before that I'd like to share my four most favourite place names I came across while away:

1. Twatt (on the Shetlands)
2. Loch Lochy (Lake Lakey basically. Ha ha ha, run out of ideas lads?)
3. Teen Ranch (sounds like a porn film, in fact a village near my friend Liz)
4. Loch Loch (no, sorry, THAT'S running out of ideas)