Fucking students. I swear, if they wake me up at 3am again (twice on schoolnights in a week) by having a party WITH THEIR BACK DOOR WIDE OPEN so they can have a fag and still hear the music then I will kill them, cut their bodies up and bury them in lyme.

Or go round and say 'wouldn't mind keeping it down a bit eh?' again. Sometimes being English is such a handicap.....

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Mind you, that never stopped ol' Fred West did it? Kids being a bit rowdy upstairs = "Rosemary, I think we need a new patio."

Funny old chap - had threesomes with the missus and female neighbours and killed the ones he didn't like. It's like a x-rated version of putting your picture on faceparty to be rated.....