Things you shouldn't overhear from a toilet cubicle pt.1
'Oh dear!'
That just conjured up toooooo many mental images, Mr. Hairy-D&D-playing-40 -year-old.
posted by Red Squirrel @ 11:46 am
23 September 2008
'Oh dear!'
That just conjured up toooooo many mental images, Mr. Hairy-D&D-playing-40 -year-old.
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11 Comments:
Very true. Thats's not at all...well, comforting.
Then again, have you ever been in the ladies'? Last week I was having a pee and had to endure a story about thyroids and blood.
'Yeah my aunty had that [insert disease/condition/plague here] and there was blood EVERY-where!'
I get disturbed enough hearing farting noises in the toilets (and that's the only place one SHOULD be making them really). One day a woman was singing too in a really creepy voice and I thought I was a potential victim in a horror film.
I suppose he might have discovered that he'd lost his wallet...or dropped it on his turds.
elle - want to phrase 'have you ever been in the ladies?' in such a way as I don't read it as 'are you a massive pervert?'
Of course I've not been in the ladies!
paula - I can almost understand it in the ladies as you're all in cubicles. I was just washing my hands after lunch though, HE was in the cubicle. I shouldn't have been subject to that!
gb - two of the many possibilities. Two of the nicer ones certainly....
I don't see the big deal - there are far worse things one can overhear in cubicles...
Still your post kinda reminds of that toilet joke where a man goes to toilet sits in a cubicle, then hears a voice from the next cubicle:
'Hello'
Man thinks this rather strange but rtns the greeting by saying hello back.
'How's it going?'
Not wanting to seem rude he explains that he's suffering the dire conequences from last nights curry.
'Listen mate, I call you back in a minute, some twat from the next cubicle keeps talking to me'...
Do you think he wet himself?
Puss
Oh, and for the record, I've been in the gents lots of times - usually because I get muddled up with the signs or really need to pee when there's a mile-long queue at the only ladies toilet in a twenty mile radius.
Does that make me a massive pervert?
Puss
lamb - it's more that I shouldn't hear that with the sort of imagination I've got...
puss - he came out very quickly so I'm guessing not. It would've felt wrong to ask.
Women using men's when there's a queue is fine - especially in clubs seeing as the men won't be using the cubicles anyway, except for puking or shagging. Men using women's? I think not.
And are you a pervert? Do you want me to answer that? ;-P
Oh dear he'd put on the purple thong instead of his comfy pants?
weenie - scary thought. He's the spitting image of this man: http://www.universalexports.net/Movies/Graphics/7-images/kidd.jpg and therefore I shall be checking the toilets for scorpions from now on *scared smiley*
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