Golf ball kills my telly

So there I am, settling in for a minor 72-hour Ryder Cup marathon that was going well for me (though not for Europe), when Ian Poulter smacks a tee shot high into the Kentucky Sky...

....and......

....well I haven't got a fecking clue as my TV turned itself off. When it could finally be roused from its electronic slumber it showed all three primary colours in three different locations on the screen. It was like trying to watch television after taking a cap of acid and then drinking twenty special brews.

It also made watching golf impossible as the only ball visible all the time was the green one (the red and blue balls being rendered almost invisible) yet in a strange quirk of light the only hole visible was red. Trying to follow a putt that even when it reached its destination was three inches away from itself (if that makes sense) proved impossible.

"I have become the destroyer of Korean electronic equipment"

Anyway, I did what any sane person would do, drove to the nearest electrical retailer, walked through the door, pointed at the nearest TV of comparable size, said "that one" and was home and set up inside of the hour.

Poulter won too :)

I am quite puzzled, however, by the extremely homophobic American crowd. Every time the Americans hit a good shot, the crowd would taunt the Europeans with a repeated, rhythmical chant of "You are gay! You are gay!" which seems exceptionally harsh - we haven't even got any Frenchmen in the side this year....