Inappropriate
Call me old fashioned, but I do not think that the appropriate response to a text reading 'Have a good day. Love you' is one stating 'I hearr you'.
That's one mere step away from:
Person 1: "You are the true light of my life. Without you gracing my presence my heart would be a vast desolate place where nothing could ever grow, but with you a part of me I feel our love could conquer anything!"
Person 2: "Word."
(In the interests of fairness - and me not getting walloped - I'd like to point out it was swiftly followed by a non-typoed text saying 'I heart you'. Not swiftly enough to avoid me taking the piss, but then I'd hate to disappoint :) )
12 Comments:
Ah, the perils of love...
Puss
I thought "I hearr you" sounded pretty good. Love in a Scotch accent.
You are a bad person. No one should ever say a nice thing to you again if you're just going to take the piss out of them. Bad!!! :(
puss - indeed :)
gb - I shall read all her texts in a Scotch accent from now on.
paula - but I take the piss out of everyone, including myself! It's part of my 'charm' :)
Ummmm.....this was a text to YOU? I'm with Gorilla Bananas....but only on this...
justme - yes it was a text to me. Is the thought that someone may send ME an 'I heart you' text that ridiculous? *cries*
I'm really not enjoying this post. Not one bit..
But it all fairness, I hear you.
Whoops. :(
Jeez, whats happening here, the blog with the most comments is about a toilet cubicle conversation, and now we have instant paranoia.
Ah, familiar territory at last... Alfa Male
Comment continued...
I'm good at paranoia, why not leave that to me and you enjoy a relationship, Mr Squirrel, with a lovely person...
5.30 AM Somewhere east of USA and west of Tunbridge Wells
It's not paranoia if you know it's true ;-P
Enjoy the sheep!
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