I went to the local petrol station tonight to buy a pizza (*blush* £1.34 for a deep pan, go classy me) and I joined the long queue of christmas people filling up before heading off to climates as cold and as wet. Anyway, I reach the front of the line and the guy says 'hello boss, no beer tonight?'

The shame :(

Even worse was the belated lifting of said beer to waist height.

Double shame. With a big long line of people going 'alcoholic, I could tell it from his paleness'

Bastards.

Time to find another place for cheap beer :(

Edit:

I've read that back and that's the funniest thing I've ever posted - unintentionally anyway.....