I had a job interview today for a contract near Shakespeare's birthplace.

I'll find out on Tuesday. In the meantime I'm going to finish painting the hallway, order some carpets (a uniquely unsatisfying experience I find - I mean, what do YOU know about carpets? Really? So you go to a shop and look at various square foot swatches and do what exactly? What you do is run your hands over the swatches. Which proves what? Do you do it at home? So all you do is buy what they recommend. Waste. Of. Time.) and watch football. Nice and quiet :)