Note to self:

If you are unsure about playing 5-a-side after work because the ankle you royally fucked the previous week still hurts, then don't. This will save you from:

a) making you ankle hurt even more and
b) getting accidentally punched in the mouth while trying to tackle and split your lip in three places.

To quote Ben Stiller in Dodgeball - "No-one makes me bleed my own blood!"

Being the incandescent ball of fury that I am I squared up to him (in itself no mean feat when you're lying on the ground) and said "Ha, no I'm fine really. My fault."

That showed him.



Note to those who have found this site by google searching for "cum on my wife's face":

This isn't a porn site, that line was in a story I posted here. There are quite a few of you though (and a big shout out to the couple of bods from Utah who have popped in - if you're good Mormons you really shouldn't be looking for that kind of stuff.*) and all I can say to you is bugger off and find that somewhere else, you perverts**.



Note to everyone else:

Leave me more comments, I'm getting really bored at work and it gives me something to do :)




*No, you should be searching for "cum on my wives' faces". Ha ha ha, I slay myself, I really do. Ha ha ha.
**Though if you find anything good, email me yeah? ;-P