Lessons in life pt.3
When you have decided to take home a bag of used coffee granules from the office cafe ('tis good for the garden), do not walk back to your desk idly tossing said bag into the air and catching it. This will:
a) cause the bag to split and spray coffee all over the stairwell,
b) make the stairwell smell like the inside of satan's jockstrap and
c) mean that when you glance up from furiously sweeping the stairs free of aforementioned coffee to see who's waiting to come down the stairs, it will look like you're just staring up Sultry Girl's skirt - transforming Sultry Girl into Glaring Girl.
Nice knickers though.
Oh, and especially don't do any of the above if you, in fact, do not possess a garden.
posted by Red Squirrel @ 5:31 pm
5 Comments:
er . . . has anyone ever told you you're an idiot? if not, can i be first?? please??? :)
paula - by my reckoning that makes you the 2,547th :(
I'm not an idiot though, I'm just fortunally-challenged.
If you ask me, the knickers made it all worthwhile.
There are easier ways to get to see a girl's knickers, you know.
Puss
gb - my mind was wandering along those lines....
Puss - it was genuine accident. Honest. Mind you, if you wear a short skirt and stand at the top of a flight of stairs looking down at someone kneeling at the bottom then you get what you deserve frankly.
They weren't green silk though :(
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