Hmmmm...

Apparently I'm 'extremely bendy' (yay!) 'for my age' (unnecessary :( ) and I can hyper-extend (um, I think) most of my joints.

I also appear to be unable to sit properly and that is why I can't play badminton or throw a cricket ball at the moment. I can't sit properly? But...but...that's pretty much all I do every day! Surely I must be good at it by now?

So now I have to get laughed at at work doing some yoga-esque exercise every 30 minutes to extend some neck muscles or something.

Woe betide the first fucker I get to play against when I'm healed then, 'cos that sucker is going to eat shuttlecock.