Note to self:

Wait until you're in the cafe before recounting the story of why you're late for work (see yesterday's post). Don't do so while walking along the corridor of an open plan office.

It seems that some people were 'unimpressed' by me quietly telling my co-workers that a 'bird' called 'Dawn', who was 'black' had 'shat all over the sofa' the previous night.

Once it was explained I think I'm in the clear, but note to my fellow workers: stop listening in on my conversations you nosey bastards....